TOP 10
The Miz
The Miz
In the words of Alberto Del Rio, Miz is somebody that “looks like he was bullied as a kid for being fat and ugly”. A little harsh, perhaps, but I understand where he’s coming from. In reality, I think The Miz has a great look. His current “moneymaker” moniker suits him, and I think he is playing the role of multi-media celebrity brilliantly. On a separate note, though, a haircut can do a man wonders.
TOP 9
Jack Swagger
Had this list been composed 4 years ago, Swagger would’ve been nowhere near it. A silly spiked hairstyle and a singlet emulating ridiculous patriotism completely eradicated the demeanour of such a budding young superstar. In recent months, Swagger has enjoyed mixed success, with the help of his face turn and Zeb Coulter at his side, but his look also improved and that, too, is important. The transformation from spikes to shaved sides and a comb over allows entry for Swagger on this list.
TOP 8
Seth Rollins
Very few men could dye half of their hair a different colour to the other half, but credit to Rollins, he makes it work. His new wrestling gear looks a little power ranger-ish, but his physical appearance remains unscathed and Seth has emerged as a true internet darling on social media, especially amongst the girls. While I hate his forced promos, I bet he could drive a woman crazy were she given the opportunity to talk to him.
TOP 7
Dolph Ziggler
Some people say that the bleach-blonde hair looks ridiculous, I don’t think anything else would suit the guy. If we take a trip down memory lane for a moment, you may recall the disastrous RAW that Ziggler took part in sporting dyed, brown hair instead of the usual blonde. It didn’t go down well. Not only does Ziggler have his hair going for him, he also has a killer smile. Next time he comes out to the ring, take a look…you’ll know what I mean.
TOP 6
Cody Rhodes
Talk about turning chicken s*** into chicken salad. Cody Rhodes has been handed and has delivered upon every gimmick that WWE have ever presented him with to his utmost effort. Coming into the WWE at 21, Cody turned the heads of many female viewers, but most males were put off by his green wrestling style. While I wouldn’t ask him out dressed in gold any time soon, you can see that his new wife is a very lucky woman.
TOP 5
Bad News Barrett
Bad News Barrett has been repackaged more times than just about anybody in WWE at this point. Due to his current injury, you get the feeling that this may be Barrett’s last chance to prove to WWE that he can be the player they need. If look is anything to go by, Barrett is simply getting better and better, and the facial hair alone has seemingly added a new dimension to his character. Am I right or am I right?
TOP 4
Fandango
I can’t even remember the last time we saw Fandango, and that can’t be a good thing. I can’t stand the gimmick, and I don’t rate the guy as a performer, but if there’s one thing we can all agree on…he looks good. Any regular viewers of Total Divas will know that backstage, many of WWE’s divas have commented on this and Summer Rae even asked him out on a date. He’s got moves, too…
TOP 3
John Cena
People often forget that John Cena doesn’t solely appeal to one demographic…he appeals to two. A man that has been bodybuilding since the age of 12 is always going to look good, but in Cena’s case, has the face to match the physique. A similar hairstyle and demeanour to Randy Orton, Cena is basically the complete package in the eyes of many women in the WWE universe.
TOP 2
Randy Orton
Hold your horses everybody, I am about to compliment Randy Orton. Orton is a good-looking man, unquestionably, and most certainly instigates the jealousy of many in the male audience, as well as the delight of the females watching. Randy, in many ways, looks like an action man, with the stereotypical look that drives so many women crazy. Square jaw, stubble, abs…must I go on? I hate this guy.
TOP 1
Roman Reigns
To be frank, Roman Reigns is absolutely delicious. While I don’t usually talk about men in this manner, there is literally nothing any female would change about him. The hair on his head and on his face give him the look of a lion, his frame impressive and his physique not too bulky, Reigns is who you would expect WWE to project as the mega star of the next generation of talent. I, for one, am not complaining.
TOP 9
Jack Swagger
Had this list been composed 4 years ago, Swagger would’ve been nowhere near it. A silly spiked hairstyle and a singlet emulating ridiculous patriotism completely eradicated the demeanour of such a budding young superstar. In recent months, Swagger has enjoyed mixed success, with the help of his face turn and Zeb Coulter at his side, but his look also improved and that, too, is important. The transformation from spikes to shaved sides and a comb over allows entry for Swagger on this list.
TOP 8
Seth Rollins
Very few men could dye half of their hair a different colour to the other half, but credit to Rollins, he makes it work. His new wrestling gear looks a little power ranger-ish, but his physical appearance remains unscathed and Seth has emerged as a true internet darling on social media, especially amongst the girls. While I hate his forced promos, I bet he could drive a woman crazy were she given the opportunity to talk to him.
TOP 7
Dolph Ziggler
Some people say that the bleach-blonde hair looks ridiculous, I don’t think anything else would suit the guy. If we take a trip down memory lane for a moment, you may recall the disastrous RAW that Ziggler took part in sporting dyed, brown hair instead of the usual blonde. It didn’t go down well. Not only does Ziggler have his hair going for him, he also has a killer smile. Next time he comes out to the ring, take a look…you’ll know what I mean.
TOP 6
Cody Rhodes
Talk about turning chicken s*** into chicken salad. Cody Rhodes has been handed and has delivered upon every gimmick that WWE have ever presented him with to his utmost effort. Coming into the WWE at 21, Cody turned the heads of many female viewers, but most males were put off by his green wrestling style. While I wouldn’t ask him out dressed in gold any time soon, you can see that his new wife is a very lucky woman.
TOP 5
Bad News Barrett
Bad News Barrett has been repackaged more times than just about anybody in WWE at this point. Due to his current injury, you get the feeling that this may be Barrett’s last chance to prove to WWE that he can be the player they need. If look is anything to go by, Barrett is simply getting better and better, and the facial hair alone has seemingly added a new dimension to his character. Am I right or am I right?
TOP 4
Fandango
I can’t even remember the last time we saw Fandango, and that can’t be a good thing. I can’t stand the gimmick, and I don’t rate the guy as a performer, but if there’s one thing we can all agree on…he looks good. Any regular viewers of Total Divas will know that backstage, many of WWE’s divas have commented on this and Summer Rae even asked him out on a date. He’s got moves, too…
TOP 3
John Cena
People often forget that John Cena doesn’t solely appeal to one demographic…he appeals to two. A man that has been bodybuilding since the age of 12 is always going to look good, but in Cena’s case, has the face to match the physique. A similar hairstyle and demeanour to Randy Orton, Cena is basically the complete package in the eyes of many women in the WWE universe.
TOP 2
Randy Orton
Hold your horses everybody, I am about to compliment Randy Orton. Orton is a good-looking man, unquestionably, and most certainly instigates the jealousy of many in the male audience, as well as the delight of the females watching. Randy, in many ways, looks like an action man, with the stereotypical look that drives so many women crazy. Square jaw, stubble, abs…must I go on? I hate this guy.
TOP 1
Roman Reigns
To be frank, Roman Reigns is absolutely delicious. While I don’t usually talk about men in this manner, there is literally nothing any female would change about him. The hair on his head and on his face give him the look of a lion, his frame impressive and his physique not too bulky, Reigns is who you would expect WWE to project as the mega star of the next generation of talent. I, for one, am not complaining.
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